found this here, i didn't write it
Rules and Regulations of a Subjugglator.
You are given clubs as a grub. It is your sworn duty to figure out how you can use these clubs. You must learn to juggle by yourself, without flaw.You must never take off your face paint in the presence of another troll unless they are in your romantic quadrants.You must stay loyal to your romantic quadrants.You may only sleep with another troll outside of your romantic quadrants if they are of indigo blood and a follower of the Mirthful Messiahs.You must never kill another troll of indigo blood unless they attacked with intent of purposeful physical harm to your being or your romantic quadrant’s being.You must not lie, always be straightforward with your statements and thoughts.You will give sacrifices to the Dark Carnival once you have reached your realization point.